Pseud Freud: ‘But I wasn’t trying to be funny.’

~ @cgawker: WTF? There’s a tornado watch for my area. @mentalexotica: Stormy times? ~ @MumbaiCentral: That was a LOT of Old Monk last night @mentalexotica: I take it you had a not too silent but very holy night. ~ “What are you doing up at this hour @mentalexotica? Having sex?” Yes, you moron. That is…

Bowling for Kardashian

Kim Kardashian says she is in no hurry to get into a relationship. Yeah well, relationships are in no hurry to get into Kim Kardashian either. The Kardashians sisters are planning to write a book. Next, Aishwarya Rai will be planning to act & Tiger Woods will plan on being monogamous.

‘I’d be myself if it weren’t so much trouble.’ – Pseud Freud

~ Do not judge a book by its cover. Unless it’s entitled Homeward Harlot or something, then I guess it’s okay. ~ If it’s sleep you need I suggest lying down. Hitting beds and sacks is unnecessarily violent and will only make them resentful. ~ Prostitutes in the Navy! Serving the semen! ~ Iโ€™d rather…

‘Balls to sport.’ – Pseud Freud

#Mahut-Isner #Wimbledon ~ Hour 6: Spoiled for choice on TV tonight. One channel shows 22 men all chasing the same ball; another shows 2 men killing themselves over a fuzzy little green one. ~ Hour 7: It doesn’t matter who wins now, does it? Everyone is watching to see who dies first ~ Hour 8:…

And who the Fuckbook are you? #2

Some Random Indiot: 20 June at 03:39 Hi, I don’t know whether V r connected or not but saw u on my search list..Ive been a member of this site for a little while and found your profile. You sound very smart and attractive. Its rare that i have came across hardly any profiles that…

Who the Fuckbook are you? #1

Me on Facebook: 22 June at 11:27 I accepted your friend request but I am not sure we know each other. Do we? Some Random Person: 22 June at 18:35 Hi, Dear, Sorry for that? How are you.It is just i have entered into facebook world.Curiously most of my friends have an account.they in a…

“I am my own worst enema.” – Pseud Freud

~ In Uganda, calling a woman ‘fat cow’ is considered a compliment. Do not try this at home. ~ Staying hungry is a bad idea. After a point everything looks good. Later still, everything starts looking like food…ย  Here kitty, kitty. ~ When my eyes get droopy & my mouth drops open in an attractive,…

‘Fuck me. I’m famous.’ – Pseud Freud

~ Lady Gaga’s new video is out. It is yet another traumatic day for television. ~ Britney Spears wants to be frozen in death and brought back to life in the future. If you have children, please, kill them now. ~ It seems everyone is avoiding poor Lindsay Lohan. Even her latest piece of jewellery…