“Pilkunnussija*. That would be me.” – Pseud Freud

Mamihlapinatapai (Yagan, from Tierra del Fuego): Two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do. –> This could also refer to who farts first in a new relationship. Farpotshket: Yiddish, for something that is all fouled up, especially as the result of attempts to fix it–repeatedly […]

‘Wanderlust: the act of going around looking for sex.’ – Pseud Freud

~ Now they say Facebook can cause asthma attacks. Just like how Twitter causes syphilis because everyone’s fucking everyone over. ~ In bed with a travel value pack of Gummi Bears. My standards have hit an all time low. It used to be nothing less than Mini Milka Bars once. ~ Quite possibly, every answer […]

“Bisexual is the new straight. Twitter and TV dinners are the new single.” – Pseud Freud

~ I’m an open book. That book is banned in 17 countries. ~ To all the sane, sorted individuals who claim to have no self-esteem issues: please join Facebook and shut the fuck up. ~ My most effective pick up lines usually have something to do with the retrieval of dropped things. Yes, this is […]