Earlier today I posted an entry which comprised a series of ads I’d seen on a popular commercial website that features “wanted” and “for sale” ads, like Craigslist. It made my morning, I’ll tell you that. Ever the glutton for a good thing, I went back. Yes, I did. And found more gut-spilling treasures. Now I…
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What people are selling online, in India
I usually blog with words. Once in a while I come across something that defies the need for words. Like today, when I found myself on a Craigslist site of sorts looking at some “For Sale” ads, and came across some really interesting things people were selling. 1. Just in case you were concerned about…
“Pilkunnussija*. That would be me.” – Pseud Freud
Mamihlapinatapai (Yagan, from Tierra del Fuego): Two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do. –> This could also refer to who farts first in a new relationship. Farpotshket: Yiddish, for something that is all fouled up, especially as the result of attempts to fix it–repeatedly…
“The only thing that is on my side, is my side.” – Pseud Freud
I am convinced that modern life is out to get and the prime agent? Technology, but of course. Everything from this fucking blasted computer to the alarm clock that goes off at noon. NOON. I have a job, you bastard and I’m not even Sikh in case that was the joke. From the dementia of…
“I used to be nice. Then I got bored.” – Pseud Freud
~ ‘Comic Sans is for the humourless.’ ~ ‘Arrigatto’ – Japanese for ‘In a while, crocodile.’ ~ It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No buddy, actually it’s the flying fuck I do not give. ~ CS Lewis once said that the Church existed for nothing but to draw men into Christ. I am not sure…
‘Wanderlust: the act of going around looking for sex.’ – Pseud Freud
~ Now they say Facebook can cause asthma attacks. Just like how Twitter causes syphilis because everyone’s fucking everyone over. ~ In bed with a travel value pack of Gummi Bears. My standards have hit an all time low. It used to be nothing less than Mini Milka Bars once. ~ Quite possibly, every answer…
“Bisexual is the new straight. Twitter and TV dinners are the new single.” – Pseud Freud
~ I’m an open book. That book is banned in 17 countries. ~ To all the sane, sorted individuals who claim to have no self-esteem issues: please join Facebook and shut the fuck up. ~ My most effective pick up lines usually have something to do with the retrieval of dropped things. Yes, this is…
‘I am strong. I am invincible. I am anti-perspirant.’ – Pseud Freud
~ ‘I’ve been thinking about it and I really don’t see why a ceiling fan cannot be referred to as a revolver.’ ~ Marriage sounds like a real walk in the park. Jurassic Park. ~ I look terrible this morning. In fact, I haven’t looked so bad since… yesterday morning. ~ Pseud Freud: ‘I told…
‘I dare. I have balls of steel wool.’ – Pseud Freud
~ Marzipan is disgusting. It’s like the edible variant of marzipan. ~ I tried having phone sex the other night. Not only is it very painful but now my phone isn’t speaking to me either. ~ Love Story is a crock of shit. Had Erich Segal really been in love he’d know that all you’re…
‘You’re so lame you deserve a disability pension.’ – Pseud Freud
~ I am now being followed by @psychic_advice. I bet they saw that coming. ~ Tell me what to do and I’ll tell you where you can put it. I’ll even throw in a ‘yo momma’s so fat…’ insult for free. ~ Troubled thoughts, self image issues and occasional bouts of OCD. You can see…
part-broken, part-whole 