~ ‘I’ve been thinking about it and I really don’t see why a ceiling fan cannot be referred to as a revolver.’ ~ Marriage sounds like a real walk in the park. Jurassic Park. ~ I look terrible this morning. In fact, I haven’t looked so bad since… yesterday morning. ~ Pseud Freud: ‘I told […]
~ Marzipan is disgusting. It’s like the edible variant of marzipan. ~ I tried having phone sex the other night. Not only is it very painful but now my phone isn’t speaking to me either. ~ Love Story is a crock of shit. Had Erich Segal really been in love he’d know that all you’re […]
Kim Kardashian says she is in no hurry to get into a relationship. Yeah well, relationships are in no hurry to get into Kim Kardashian either. The Kardashians sisters are planning to write a book. Next, Aishwarya Rai will be planning to act & Tiger Woods will plan on being monogamous.
~ I just love grannies. I love their panties even more. ~ If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, and it’s not a boomerang, it’s a fucking miracle. ~ When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade. My life throws me melons. ~ My ex says I’m so bad […]
~ Do not judge a book by its cover. Unless it’s entitled Homeward Harlot or something, then I guess it’s okay. ~ If it’s sleep you need I suggest lying down. Hitting beds and sacks is unnecessarily violent and will only make them resentful. ~ Prostitutes in the Navy! Serving the semen! ~ I’d rather […]
#Mahut-Isner #Wimbledon ~ Hour 6: Spoiled for choice on TV tonight. One channel shows 22 men all chasing the same ball; another shows 2 men killing themselves over a fuzzy little green one. ~ Hour 7: It doesn’t matter who wins now, does it? Everyone is watching to see who dies first ~ Hour 8: […]
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