I am sick, sick, sick to the stomach with the world we live in. Our girls are being raped day and night. Planes are being shot down. Israel is bombing Palestinian civilians. There are floods and droughts at the same time. There are people dying of hunger and an obesity epidemic at hand simultaneously. The…
Tag: grumbles
Twenty epiphanies. One night alone on the Twitterverse.
1. If you’re still checking their Twitter TL, Facebook or Instagram, you’re not over them. Truth. 2. Letting yourself be vulnerable with someone is incredibly frightening. And most times, completely worth it. 3. If someone treats you badly and you let them, you’re the abuser. Not them. 4. I am learning that shallowness, like depth…
Know your goddesses and learn something about your women
I really, really like Upworthy. Their tagline best describes what they’re here for and what they’re about: ‘Things that matter. Pass ’em on.’ So when I saw them endorse and post a link to this ridiculous ad campaign doing the rounds on the Internet recently, I was part-appalled, part-sorry, and part-pissed off. Appalled because it’s…
You don’t need more jeans. What you need is more poetry.
Annoying Levi’s ad on TV these days. Seen it? Never mind if you haven’t; you’re not missing much. Why am I writing a post about it? Because I find it interesting how retailers are using poetry to sell clothes. The commercial in question is from Levi’s new campaign – Go Forth. The poem in question…
“I used to be nice. Then I got bored.” – Pseud Freud
~ ‘Comic Sans is for the humourless.’ ~ ‘Arrigatto’ – Japanese for ‘In a while, crocodile.’ ~ It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No buddy, actually it’s the flying fuck I do not give. ~ CS Lewis once said that the Church existed for nothing but to draw men into Christ. I am not sure…
‘Wanderlust: the act of going around looking for sex.’ – Pseud Freud
~ Now they say Facebook can cause asthma attacks. Just like how Twitter causes syphilis because everyone’s fucking everyone over. ~ In bed with a travel value pack of Gummi Bears. My standards have hit an all time low. It used to be nothing less than Mini Milka Bars once. ~ Quite possibly, every answer…
“Bisexual is the new straight. Twitter and TV dinners are the new single.” – Pseud Freud
~ I’m an open book. That book is banned in 17 countries. ~ To all the sane, sorted individuals who claim to have no self-esteem issues: please join Facebook and shut the fuck up. ~ My most effective pick up lines usually have something to do with the retrieval of dropped things. Yes, this is…
‘I am strong. I am invincible. I am anti-perspirant.’ – Pseud Freud
~ ‘I’ve been thinking about it and I really don’t see why a ceiling fan cannot be referred to as a revolver.’ ~ Marriage sounds like a real walk in the park. Jurassic Park. ~ I look terrible this morning. In fact, I haven’t looked so bad since… yesterday morning. ~ Pseud Freud: ‘I told…
‘I dare. I have balls of steel wool.’ – Pseud Freud
~ Marzipan is disgusting. It’s like the edible variant of marzipan. ~ I tried having phone sex the other night. Not only is it very painful but now my phone isn’t speaking to me either. ~ Love Story is a crock of shit. Had Erich Segal really been in love he’d know that all you’re…
Bowling for Kardashian
Kim Kardashian says she is in no hurry to get into a relationship. Yeah well, relationships are in no hurry to get into Kim Kardashian either. The Kardashians sisters are planning to write a book. Next, Aishwarya Rai will be planning to act & Tiger Woods will plan on being monogamous.
part-broken, part-whole 