Twenty epiphanies. One night alone on the Twitterverse.

  1. If you’re still checking their Twitter TL, Facebook or Instagram, you’re not over them. Truth. 2. Letting yourself be vulnerable with someone is incredibly frightening. And most times, completely worth it. 3. If someone treats you badly and you let them, you’re the abuser. Not them. 4. I am learning that shallowness, like depth […]

Know your goddesses and learn something about your women

I really, really like Upworthy. Their tagline best describes what they’re here for and what they’re about:  ‘Things that matter. Pass ’em on.’ So when I saw them endorse and post a link to this ridiculous ad campaign doing the rounds on the Internet recently, I was part-appalled, part-sorry, and part-pissed off. Appalled because it’s […]

‘Wanderlust: the act of going around looking for sex.’ – Pseud Freud

~ Now they say Facebook can cause asthma attacks. Just like how Twitter causes syphilis because everyone’s fucking everyone over. ~ In bed with a travel value pack of Gummi Bears. My standards have hit an all time low. It used to be nothing less than Mini Milka Bars once. ~ Quite possibly, every answer […]

“Bisexual is the new straight. Twitter and TV dinners are the new single.” – Pseud Freud

~ I’m an open book. That book is banned in 17 countries. ~ To all the sane, sorted individuals who claim to have no self-esteem issues: please join Facebook and shut the fuck up. ~ My most effective pick up lines usually have something to do with the retrieval of dropped things. Yes, this is […]