Earlier today I posted an entry which comprised a series of ads I’d seen on a popular commercial website that features “wanted” and “for sale” ads, like Craigslist. It made my morning, I’ll tell you that. Ever the glutton for a good thing, I went back. Yes, I did. And found more gut-spilling treasures. Now I…
Category: Pseud Freud
My wise-assed alter-ego waxes ineloquence
What people are selling online, in India
I usually blog with words. Once in a while I come across something that defies the need for words. Like today, when I found myself on a Craigslist site of sorts looking at some “For Sale” ads, and came across some really interesting things people were selling. 1. Just in case you were concerned about…
“Pilkunnussija*. That would be me.” – Pseud Freud
Mamihlapinatapai (Yagan, from Tierra del Fuego): Two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do. –> This could also refer to who farts first in a new relationship. Farpotshket: Yiddish, for something that is all fouled up, especially as the result of attempts to fix it–repeatedly…
“I used to be nice. Then I got bored.” – Pseud Freud
~ ‘Comic Sans is for the humourless.’ ~ ‘Arrigatto’ – Japanese for ‘In a while, crocodile.’ ~ It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No buddy, actually it’s the flying fuck I do not give. ~ CS Lewis once said that the Church existed for nothing but to draw men into Christ. I am not sure…
‘Wanderlust: the act of going around looking for sex.’ – Pseud Freud
~ Now they say Facebook can cause asthma attacks. Just like how Twitter causes syphilis because everyone’s fucking everyone over. ~ In bed with a travel value pack of Gummi Bears. My standards have hit an all time low. It used to be nothing less than Mini Milka Bars once. ~ Quite possibly, every answer…
“Bisexual is the new straight. Twitter and TV dinners are the new single.” – Pseud Freud
~ I’m an open book. That book is banned in 17 countries. ~ To all the sane, sorted individuals who claim to have no self-esteem issues: please join Facebook and shut the fuck up. ~ My most effective pick up lines usually have something to do with the retrieval of dropped things. Yes, this is…
‘I am strong. I am invincible. I am anti-perspirant.’ – Pseud Freud
~ ‘I’ve been thinking about it and I really don’t see why a ceiling fan cannot be referred to as a revolver.’ ~ Marriage sounds like a real walk in the park. Jurassic Park. ~ I look terrible this morning. In fact, I haven’t looked so bad since… yesterday morning. ~ Pseud Freud: ‘I told…
‘I dare. I have balls of steel wool.’ – Pseud Freud
~ Marzipan is disgusting. It’s like the edible variant of marzipan. ~ I tried having phone sex the other night. Not only is it very painful but now my phone isn’t speaking to me either. ~ Love Story is a crock of shit. Had Erich Segal really been in love he’d know that all you’re…
‘You’re so lame you deserve a disability pension.’ – Pseud Freud
~ I am now being followed by @psychic_advice. I bet they saw that coming. ~ Tell me what to do and I’ll tell you where you can put it. I’ll even throw in a ‘yo momma’s so fat…’ insult for free. ~ Troubled thoughts, self image issues and occasional bouts of OCD. You can see…
Pseud Freud: ‘But I wasn’t trying to be funny.’
~ @cgawker: WTF? There’s a tornado watch for my area. @mentalexotica: Stormy times? ~ @MumbaiCentral: That was a LOT of Old Monk last night @mentalexotica: I take it you had a not too silent but very holy night. ~ “What are you doing up at this hour @mentalexotica? Having sex?” Yes, you moron. That is…
part-broken, part-whole 