There is only one way to eat watermelons:
like you love – with abandon.

“I’ll share my watermelon with you and only you.
That sounds dirty but my God I like it.”

No forks then, no knives, and no spoons.
Bare hands eating. Only then. And only if.

“Any other way to eat watermelon is blasphemy.”

Well, then you will understand why I always want to be in love.