Earlier today I posted an entry which comprised a series of ads I’d seen on a popular commercial website that features  “wanted” and “for sale” ads, like Craigslist. It made my morning, I’ll tell you that. Ever the glutton for a good thing, I went back. Yes, I did. And found more gut-spilling treasures. Now I can’t keep these to myself. How can I?

1. 

For those time you need to work out your umm, bowels. I think.

 

2. 

I feel a little guilty for finding this funny. Well no, not really.

 

3. 

I know lots of people who love a strengthy dog.

 

4. 

I think this is expecting too much. This is not even a cute table. I don’t see myself hugging this. And really, I don’t think the chairs will get along with my papier mache floor lamp either.

 

5.

Crackers put the fun in funeral, don’t you know?

 

6.

I know this is a sly matrimonial ad for a motercycle. I just know it.

 

7.

Good to know, good to know.

 

8. 

Okay I’m interested. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? Oh wait. Yes. It’s a pink goose with a rubber ball on its head. Sure, I’ll take one.

 

9. 

I am not musically inclined but I do not think this is a cello. However, I cannot resist power stairing.

 

10.

I don’t know what to say anymore.

 

11. Just what I need.

12.

Pigeons cross with lions, apparently. Do you wants, lover?

 

13.  

I must ask what will become of the unconcealed 1/4 bottoms of these gentlemen?