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‘I’ve been thinking about it and I really don’t see why a ceiling fan cannot be referred to as a revolver.’
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Marriage sounds like a real walk in the park.
Jurassic Park.
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I look terrible this morning.
In fact, I haven’t looked so bad since… yesterday morning.
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Pseud Freud: ‘I told Facebook to go to hell and then realised I didn’t need the company.’
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I’d say I’m bored out of my tits, but that’s not really true because oh look – blimpy air pillows.
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So, who is it in SALT again?
Oh yes. Angelina Jolie’s cheekbones.
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In my case, Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) has been revised to Monday Affective Disorder.
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Forgiveness has nothing to do with compassion and everything to do with how hot you are in bed.
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part-broken, part-whole 
OMG you write some.. very humorous and true t the core..
Here’s mine:
http://oliviasmindlymatters.wordpress.com/2010/06/27/fire-inside-the-snow/
All the Best
xox
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http://jinglepoetry.blogspot.com/2010/10/poetry-potluck-natures-elements-air.html
Greetings, friend!!
It is Monday, I sincerely invite you to join us for a Monday Poetry Potluck party, bring in 1 to 3 poem treats to share, and have fun tasting other poets treats.
You will have 60 hours enjoying the fun.
Hurry up, the more you share, the happier we are.
Hope to see you in our party, hurry up, the earlier you are in, the more traffic you get…
to link in, click on the link via this comment, then look at the blue link button at the end of the post, click on the button, have your poem link copy and pasted in the first box, then enter your name, at last your email address…let us know if you need help by leaving a comment under the same post…
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