‘I’d be myself if it weren’t so much trouble.’ – Pseud Freud


Do not judge a book by its cover.
Unless it’s entitled Homeward Harlot or something, then I guess it’s okay.


If it’s sleep you need I suggest lying down.
Hitting beds and sacks is unnecessarily violent and will only make them resentful.


Prostitutes in the Navy! Serving the semen!


I’d rather die than date a necrophiliac.


I don’t know if God has a surname but I have a feeling it’s unlikely to be Damn.


This month’s TIME has a feature on which dinosaur’s bite would hurt most.
Is this slightly obsolete or is it just me?


There’s a bawling baby on my flight. This is not good.
Today, baby oil will be made in midair.


I know why God makes people gay. He wants them to be happy.

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Sandip says:

    Did you write these? Because if you did, they are incredibly witty and hilarious at the same time. Really enjoyed it; and it helps that you seem to be a Gaiman fan..


    1. Mental Exotica says:

      Yes, Sandip, all original insanity 😉


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